I want to write so much! I have to go to work! NO! White girl problems yes yes yes, I know.
Stay tuned, though. I plan to blog from the bathroom while ON THE CLOCK. (Just kidding, if you are my boss and you are reading this.) (Not just kidding, if you are anyone else.) (Which one is it? Am I kidding or not kidding?)
Okay, good morning and good luck and eat a banana today. Or at least call someone on your Banana Phone. Let's open the lines of communication, shall we?