thoroughly/spike/eyebrows

So sometimes you find yourself on a Sunday morning drinking an energy drink called "Spike" that you picked up in a health food store. It was placed next to the Muscle Milk and the Princess Juice and now your head is throbbing and you feel like organizing an entire stack of dusty magazines and alphabetizing all of your old books from childhood. Hey! Maybe you'll even wax your eyebrows, although you've never done that before so you will have to go out to the store and buy some kind of waxing kit and then come home, read the directions thoroughly, ponder the spelling of the word "thoroughly," and then crash from the Spike and give up on your eyebrows.

So sometimes this happens.