Let's do this, kids.
7. Person you hate
I think more in terms of people that hate me and it makes me anxious and sad and scared to run into them at some party or some alley or some party in some alley. Hey, everyone! There's a party in my alley tonight! NO, that is NOT a euphemism! It is not an actual party, either. It's more of a "I was just joking on my blog - so you actually went to the alley thinking I'd be throwing a party?" kind of thing.
8. Last kiss
I told you I was going to keep my lips sealed. But my lips were definitely NOT sealed when I kissed this person. Yeah! High five! Party! Alley! Ally! Friend! Not enemy! No hate! No fear! Bottom of the ninth! Playin' baseball in an alleyway! Someone should make a movie about us! Starring Howie Mandel and a vibrating Bible! And a cute kid that gets cancer and dies 50 minutes into the flick. Bummer.
Ohhhh, you're giving me the opportunity to tell you more than one insecurity? Get ready. Pull up a chair. Here goes. Frankly, the fun thing about me is that I am either super self-conscious and hard on myself or I am waaay too confident and think I am the coolest shit that has ever walked this doomed planet. Let's just say that right now I am insecure about my limited vocabulary. I'm always like, "I'm always like!" and "Coooool, man!" and "Yeah, that's pretty awesome!"
10. Bad habits
I've got a great idea for a movie called Bad Habits. It stars a bunch of nuns and some kid that gets cancer until Howie Mandel hits a homerun and cures cancer. Kidding. Howie doesn't cure cancer nor does he win the baseball game despite the homer. This movie is a dramedy and it's all in Spanglish. Cancer is no bueno, kid. Sorry for losing the game.
Ugh, this coffee just wore off. PSYCH. It's going stronger than ever, which means I have lost all interest in this survey and am going to move on to stalking you online. I'm sure I'll return to this survey at a latter date, which is stupid because I am really dragging this on and should just GIVE UP and hallucinate instead.