MY LIFE ACCORDING TO PAUL SIMON
Are you a male or female:
"You Can Call Me Al" (perhaps "A Most Peculiar Man"?)
"Think Too Much"
How do you feel:
"Further To Fly"
Describe where you currently live:
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
tie - "Under African Skies" and "Graceland"
Your favorite form of transportation:
"Train In The Distance" (but "Stranded In A Limousine" would have been the funny answer)
Your best friend is:
You and your best friends are:
"At The Zoo"
What’s the weather like:
I wish it was "Satin Summer Nights," but it is still "A Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Favorite time of day:
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
What is life to you:
"Learn How To Fall"
"How The Heart Approaches What It Yearns"
"Slip Slidin' Away"
What is the best advice you have to give:
"Love Is An Eternal Sacred Light"
Thought for the Day:
"You Don't Know Where Your Interest Lies"
How you would like to die:
Can I use "Stranded In A Limousine" again?
Your soul’s present condition:
"Somewhere They Can't Find Me"
"Peace Like A River"