paul baby pie

MY LIFE ACCORDING TO PAUL SIMON

Are you a male or female:
"You Can Call Me Al" (perhaps "A Most Peculiar Man"?)

Describe yourself:
"Think Too Much"

How do you feel:
"Further To Fly"

Describe where you currently live:
"Homeless"

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
tie - "Under African Skies" and "Graceland"

Your favorite form of transportation:
"Train In The Distance" (but "Stranded In A Limousine" would have been the funny answer)

Your best friend is:
"Beautiful"

You and your best friends are:
"At The Zoo"

What’s the weather like:
I wish it was "Satin Summer Nights," but it is still "A Hazy Shade Of Winter"

Favorite time of day:
"Sunday Afternoon"

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
"Paranoia Blues"

What is life to you:
"Learn How To Fall"

Your relationship:
"How The Heart Approaches What It Yearns"

Your fear:
"Slip Slidin' Away"

What is the best advice you have to give:
"Love Is An Eternal Sacred Light"

Thought for the Day:
"You Don't Know Where Your Interest Lies"

How you would like to die:
Can I use "Stranded In A Limousine" again?

Your soul’s present condition:
"Somewhere They Can't Find Me"

Your motto:
"Peace Like A River"