Sunday, March 10, 2013


It's normal to strongly dislike exes.

Caffeine is your inspiring best friend for about one hour and then it's all rapidly downhill from there.

That cruel and critical male voice in your head is just your ex, whom you do not care for very much. Don't listen to him.

You do not have to feel guilty for not liking someone.

You should feel maybe a tinge of guilt for using double negatives.

Eating food, even "too much of it," is totally rad.

Okay, so caffeine is your inspiring best friend for about eleven minutes, not one hour. My mistake.

There are no mistakes in baseball. Wait. There's no CRYING in baseball. There are probably a lot of mistakes in baseball. There are also a lot of mistakes in relationships! Yeah for being bitter this morning!

It is okay to be bitter sometimes.

Meghan, you are human.

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