this past january i hung out a little too long with sailor jerry, which resulted in these myspace bulletins that i don't quite remember writing...
Date: Jan 11, 2008 7:04 PM
Subject: that's david matthews to you.
Body: if anyone is interested, i have a great dave matthews song on my profile right now. and by "great" i mean "terrible". BUT do not think for one second that i am not completely enamored by mr. matthews. he is like a god in my damn eyes. well, not a god i would ever pray to or sacrifice 10% of my income for, but a god nonetheless. and why? two words- TWO STEP. two more words- HEMP NECKLACE. three more words and an exclamation point- CRASH INTO ME! four words, seven syllables, and a pat on the back- WELL DONE, DAVE. oh wait- i guess that's three words, three syllables, and more like a slap in the face. i joke about the "slap in the face" part. i don't even know why i said that! it's like i'm on some crazy pills right now or something. you know, kRaZzY piLLz!
until we become more than just myspace acquaintances,
meg
Date: Jan 12, 2008 1:19 AM
Subject: okay, SOMEONE else besides me HAS to be on crazy pills.
Body: anyone want a leg spreader? super delicious! but seriously, i am probably cooler than you think. ask me anything about anything and i can give you a witty, impulsive, fashion forward answer. does that make sense? i don't know. i don't know if that means... never mind. but it totally makes sense. the placebo affect won't occur. effect. rabbits are a lot smarter than people think. "you guys are both gay."
love,
meg
Date: Jan 12, 2008 11:06 PM
Subject: put that up on monster.com, spencer
Body: it would be so cool if i went to jail tonight. i bet i would make so many friends. "dude, jail is not a cool place." no, they are perfect for me. the people in jail, that is. "i don't think it will fit you." no, it will fit perfectly. jail, that is.
i will definitely keep my eyes peeled for ways to get into jail if you promise to do the same,
meg aka "coal umbrella"
Date: Jan 22, 2008 5:58 PM
Subject: order in the court! i order you to answer these questions!
Body: guilty!
what/who is more indie?...
sego or elizabeth smart?
nuclear holocaust or coal umbrella?
dance parties or conjunctivitis?
genocide or the bird flu?
the weak men or EFY?
cloverfield or a mormon in the white house?
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3 comments:
this is poetry of the future, the future is now//do you have any music abilities? besides lion taming? can yen sing? like even just Lou Reed type singing? 'want to start an indie rock // college rock band with . shoe gazing feel to it. Really
fuzzy . man i want to shoe gaze
aside from lion taming, my musical abilities are fairly limited. but yes, i can definitely attempt to sing, especially if it is lou reed type of singing. i want to start a college indie shoe gaze rock 'n droll band. please!
these are pretty hilarious
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