Sunday, April 11, 2010

current realizations

*I can making beeping smoke detectors stop beeping
*Hipsters are stuck up little self-absorbed snots. I always knew this, but am finally starting to really see it.
*My eyes need to breathe.
*The Universe will always balance itself out somehow.
*Everyone needs their toes.
*Middle parts aren't necessarily right for my face.

1 comment:

Chris Almond said...

This line sure piques my interest: *Middle parts aren't necessarily right for my face.

Any explanation?

OHHHHH! I just got it. Like parts in the hair. I thought you meant something like, middle body parts. (Perhaps something about fellatio.)