Following my old friend ("old" as in "friends for a long time," although I suppose to someone around the age of six, he is "old" as in "elderly") Christopher's advice, I just signed up for food stamps. Now I have to go in for an interview sometime soon. It was "hella" easy to apply, but I just hope I answered all of the questions correctly. I was not sure of some of the answers, so I just took a guess. But sometimes guesses get one sent to the slammer. I sure hope I don't get sent to the dog house. It would sure put a damper on my summer.
Hey, government-- I am an honest chick! Don't have me arrested! Arrest the real criminals! You know, like those who get all touchy feely!
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I hope you are able to get food stamps! Food stamps are so awesome!
But are you working? At least when I was in Utah, if you were a student you had to work at least 20 hours a week to qualify. And you can't have more than 2000$ in savings.
Anyway, I hope so much you get food stamps because food stamps are so awesome!
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