An update on my life:
*I have a million crushes.
*The left side of my body has been mysteriously numb since Christmas.
*Meghan Wiemer: Discovered in 2014 that she is a huge fan of British literature.
*Meghan Wiemer: Future 5th grade teacher???
*Are you there, God? It's me, Meghan Wiemer.
*I'm cold. Constantly.
*I walk in circles. Literally. And constantly. And concentrically.
*I have recently -- very recently -- googled the word "concentrically" because I was unsure of what it meant. I am still unsure, but I am sure that I am fine with being unsure. I am NOT, however, fine with being uninsured. Please. Somebody. GIVE ME INSURANCE. Obama? Jesus? A rich, long lost uncle? An employer?
*Still unemployed.
*Still crazy after all these years.
*Still single.
*Not ready to mingle.
*Except for with some of my crushes. Hey, crushes, let's mingle and then read British lit together in the bathtub while simultaneously applying for Medicaid.
*Got a butt massage yesterday.
*I am super bummed out that the grocery store stopped carrying the popsicles I love. I would give my left nut for a box of those popsicles right now.
*Butts-n-nuts.
Night Night.
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